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Most Private Thing I'm Willing To Admit: I'm an aggressive fan of Badminton.
Favorite Quote: "Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet."-Spongebob Squarepants.
Favorite Quote: "Shake it like a polar bear ninja."First Thing People Notice About Me: I am a lobster. Favorite Quote: "If I eat a huge meal and I can get the girl to rub my belly, I think that's about as romantic as I can think of." -Ryan Gosling What I'm Looking For: A belly rub.
About Me: I spend every second of my day trying to summon dinosaur ghosts.
I did not get my first kiss until I was eighteen (spin the bottle is cool and good).
A Question I Like To Ask On a First Date: If farts were colored, what color would yours be?
About Me: I'm looking for a pretty girl to feed me jerky while I play my XBOX all day. Yes." -Dustin Diamond About Me: I carry my inhaler everywhere just in case I see a hot lady.
Favorite Quote: "Even Batman has his guano days."First Thing People Notice About Me: There is a plant growing out of my head.
About Me: I have been kicked off of Ok Corgi 73 times because I am a lobster.